You are so lucky I don't live on Thunder Road because I would spend all day singing people directions to my house.
On very foggy mornings, I make a fog horn noise either with my mouth or by raping a moose. Whichever is closer.
I am taking an archery class, just in case my wife's head gets attacked by an apple... it's going down.
Don't let anything stand in your way! Take me for example: I don't let "not knowing what a cappuccino is" stop me from ordering it! Always!
looking for a dating website that consists solely of women that have played Assistant District Attorneys on Law & Order.
If you feel like you have bugs under your skin, ask two questions: 1) Do you do meth? and 2) ARE there bugs there maybe?