I always love watching John perform! This bit is genius for it's simple statement of reality, "Cops are not Genies." A truer thing has never been said!
Not just another Starbucks bit. There's a brutal truth here. Corporate white metrosexuality meets urban fuck you!
First, I like Dan's picture because he looks like he just fell off his bike. Secondly, this bit has a great line: "Go to a sports store buy a football - go to Office Depot buy a Sharpee - sign it - OJ memorabilia minus thirty years." Succinct and brilliant.
What a great line. "Out of all the things you are currently doing, that's what you decided to quit?" Why worry about safe sex when you're already dying of lung cancer.
A modern day Scrooge! Drew is Brilliantly honest. Why he is not the star of his own sitcom is beyond me... but then it isn't. "I don't give a fuck about your favorite line in this peace of shit script!"