Without going into too much hyperbole, I find Michael’s pretty dead-on about most, if not every single topic in the world. His unique lessons on losing are certainly no exception.
Would I want Peyton Manning calling the shots for me on a first date? Probably not. But then again, I find Peyton Manning kind of annoying. In this joke, Keith’s clearly got a direct line from Aaron Rodgers.
This is a great bit about football simply because it involves tailgating with Zima.
Dwayne hits close to home on this one. I finally came to the realization that I’m not ever going pro...um, right about as I type this. Damn. That stings.
Sure, you’ve pointed, giggled, and maybe even lusted after the band geeks that parade around the field at halftime. But Louis tells a story that needs to be told. The OTHER side of the story.
I love Derek’s impression of the first two football players ever: “Rodney” and “Alexander”. I also enjoy the fact that he’s just NOW figuring out the reason for sideline miniskirts and pom-poms.