Some jokes make me laugh. Some jokes make me cry. And this joke reminds me of my inability to have sex in high school. Pandora gene this would get points for: Self Deprecating

The one thing I could never eat is poison. Pandora gene this would get points for: Absurdist

I really think Joe is really just bragging about having a girlfriend. STOP SHOWING OFF! Pandora gene this would get points for: Observational

Reasons I chose this joke: a.) It is awesome. b.) It reminded of that time Peter Buck from R.E.M. went crazy on that flight to London. Which incidentally, is also on my playlist for best news stories ever. Pandora gene this would get points for: Absurdist

Once I was talking to Chris Fairbanks, and whoops, let me pick up this name I just dropped. Pandora gene this would get points for: Absurdist

Dave and I get along really well because we both hate things irrationally. Like, he hates Google, and I hate people that hate Google. Pandora gene this would get points for: Observational

Excuse me, Mr. Pemberton, but the name is actually Diddy Dirty Money. Pandora gene this would get points for: Sketch

I can get behind anyone that loves cranberry muffins as much as I hate 90's rock band The Cranberries. Pandora gene this would get points for: Absurdist

This list ends with the holocaust. Pandora gene this would get points for: Black/Dark humor