Andy Haynes is a comedian from Seattle, WA. He now lives in New York, and works as a mover, despite the fact the fact that he went to college to be not a mover. If he lied more, he’d also say writer, actor, filmmaker, and good father. He works wherever he can, but mainly at clubs, colleges, and festivals around the English speaking world.
Andy Haynes is open to a relationship but I don't think he's open to an open relationship anymore. That door has closed.
Andy Haynes doesn't appreciate hyperbole.
Being a vegetarian does not make Andy Haynes gay.
Andy Haynes isn't proud per se...
Andy Haynes is ready for a rate hike.
Andy Haynes has a new spin on Seattle's bad reputation.
Andy Haynes has a plan when it comes to contraception.
The ticket price to Cirque Du Soleil is expensive, but completely worth it.