Turns out men and women can be friends... when they both look like men. - Emily Galati (@emilygalati)
I took her to Soak City, which is a real place. Not a metaphor for good sex...But it could be. - Jeremy Johnston
$5,000 for a cat? I wouldn't pay $5,000 if I lost my daughter! - Johnny Beehner
The King is back! No longer just a commemorative plate on the wall of your Grandmother’s double-wide, he’s taken the form of a real live tree! Thriving in the British countryside, this tree makes all the ladies heart skip a beat! I know what you’re thinking, “That tree looks more like Abe Lincoln.” That’s what [...]







