Emmy Blotnick is a comedian and writer based in New York. She has written for VH1's Best Week Ever and MTV's Nikki and Sara Live and can be seen performing all over town. On Twitter she's @emmyblotnick. Hooray!
Emmy Blotnick is getting envious of the Mucinex booger. Who's not!?
Emmy Blotnick is launching a smear campaign on Brooklyn Target.
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